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Our Monday Medical Lesson

July 14, 2009

         Julius and I are gonna try to post one lesson a day.  (We may save them up and do a few at a time)

        Yesterday we saw a man with some vague chest discomfort.

         “Son, what is your number one priority here?”

        “Country Doc rule number two.   Make sure to think of anything that might kill them before you get a chance to see ’em again.”

        “Correct,  A+.”

        I am pleased to tell you the patient passed his treadmill today.  Their gallbladder ultrasound is tomorrow.  We think it might be positive; they had some nausea after meals.  We’re gonna get a cup of coffee and relax.  It ain’t gonna do ’em in before morning.

Dr. B