I never knew Blinky Wallendorf’s real name was Herman until after he died. We all called him Blinky. He got the nickname from a nervous twitch of his right eye. Indie said it was a tic. Betty Wallendorf was not satisfied and took Blink to a neuro-opthalmologist at Tobacco Triangle U. He diagnosed it as involuntary blepharospasm of undetermined etiology, but it was still a tic.
To break down the doctor talk for you, involuntary means Blinky didn’t have any control over it and undetermined etiology means I don’t know… what the hell it is.
Of course Betty Wallendorf went all over town and told everyone how this high powered specialist was so much smarter than Indie, and Indie never said a word. In truth the guy called Indie after the work-up and said, “Hell Indie, it’s just a tic. I don’t know what the woman wants me to do about it.”
Indie never said anything in public, but he did tell Blinky he thought part of it was stress from the void in his sex life, which made Betty Wallendorf all the madder. It was true though. Blinky and Betty hadn’t had sex in ten years. Betty was a mean woman, but Blink never cheated on her. I’m not sure if it was virtue or a lack of opportunity, though.
Blinky might have had a nervous twitch of his eye, but he had a steady hand. He was a fine poker player. He and Indie played every Friday at Pete’s place. Blinky could shoot pool better than anyone in town, and he was a great drop thumb banjo man. He was lousy on the dobro, though, and worse with the fiddle. He said Indie was the only guy in town smart enough to play the fiddle. That made Betty mad too.
Blink was a short, stout fellow, 5’7″ and 220 pounds, and much of it in his belly. His sparse hair was a mousy gray, and his eyes were grayish too. He had arcus senilis, that peculiar ring around the cornea you see sometimes.
Like me and Indie, bluegrass music was his favorite. He knew all the words to ‘Mother’s not Dead, She’s Only a Sleeping,’ and ‘Please Daddy, Don’t Drive Drunk No More.’ He liked country too, especially Dolly Parton.
Blink wasn’t much of a reader, and tended to favor Batman comics. Indie gave up on trying to interest him in literature, but still loved him like a brother in spite of his lack of formal education.
Blinky was Indie’s best friend. When he died I thought it was gonna kill Indie too. One thing I always admired about Indie was his loyalty. He never dissed Blinky. After Blinky was in the grave, there were a few times Indie might coulda made himself look a little better to blame it on Blinky’s habits. But, to his credit, he never did.
Dr. B