Top Secret V.P. shake up to be announced
I, Tommy B. Bibey, have it on good authority that a major Presidential Party announcement is imminent. The top secret selection of a new V.P. choice is slated for release this weekend, Saturday, September 13th, in Brevard, N.C.
Sam Bush, multiple award winning mandolinist, and here-to-fore (but not for long) thwarted Presidential aspiree plans to announce his surprise choice for running mate of (insert drum roll here) ta-dah…
If they win, I’m gonna put in for Surgeon General. I am confident they’ll want a mandolin doc in the Cabinet, or at least one who’d carry the case to gigs, anyway. I hope they’ll pick me and y’all will support me.
Gotta crunk up the old Neuse River converted school bus and hit the road. We’ve got a gig and they say you can only get ten gallons of gas at a time this week-end. It might take us a while to get there. Not to fear, though. Part of Sam’s platform is a fuel tax break for working bluegrass bands. Talk to you Monday.
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